- Sarah Palin lives in Alaska
- Wolves also live in Alaska
- Wolves sometimes attack humans like in Beauty and the Beast
- I just saw the movie Dave and its a great movie
This theory pulls together a lot of loose ends... like the fact that wolves and Sarah Palin live in the same state. Fortunately for this reporter the Sarah Palin standin has a huge crush on me.
This is all true... I am a legit reporter...