A 2012 Presidential run...

The most prominent rumor running around the mill is that Palin has dropped out due to a shot at the 2012 presidency. She's going to focus on gearing up and ramping up her campaign. Here are the major problems with this:

• She looks like a quitter


• She might leave the spotlight


• It's going to be really hard for her to focus on the presidential run because she is so focused on pleasuring me sexually. She's told me this many times.

Boy oh boy... the American rumor mill really seems to be churning... and it seems that every rumor can't get away from how sexually attracted Sarah Palin is to me.

Every middle-aged man in middle America is envious of me.

This truly is the American dream.