Dru Johnston: So, Sarah, it's nice for you to sit down with me here at The Year of the Blog to talk exclusively about why you're leaving the governor's mansion.
Sarah Palin: Of course, it's my pleasure, Dru.
DJ: So, there are rumors flying about why you're leaving.
SP: I know, it's caused quite the hulabaloo. But no one's covered the real reason.
DJ: And what might that be?
SP: Constantly sleeping with you.
DJ: Excuse me?
SP: It's true (begins undressing)
DJ: Ms. Palin, this is a classy interview.
SP: You know what the difference is between a pitbull and a hockey mom?
DJ: I don't know. What?
SP: The pitbull's not going to fuck you.
This is all true. None of this is fabricated. At all.